Problematic Michelle (Live)

problematic michelle (live) is a song that my friend, vinny parrish, calls buster brown’s “opus” – i’d have to agree. seeing this song performed solo acoustic at the old town theatre in alexandria va in 2007 is what galvanized my interest in helping buster’s music career in any way that i could. many have said that buster’s mix of rock, rap and r&b reminds them of my own music. again, i’d have to agree there. few performers are as fun and engaging as buster. this probably comes from his background as an accomplished tap dancer.

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problematic michelle

people say
but anyway
and people talk alot
but i’m ok

cause i’m getting to know myself
and i’m figuring that maybe baby
you’re my someone else
but you got me caught in this crazy spell
powerless over problematic michelle

in my head
it’s all worked out
but instead
oh, i get
i get the runaround

when i call her problematic michelle
constantly causing me mental hell
going or coming
i can never tell
blind-sided by problematic michelle

i’m awake
seeing straight
but my fate
it’s the entree on your plate
(and like frosted flakes, they’re great!)

am i losing my mind?
cause i find i want her
i want her around me all the time
(ladies and gentlemen, the greatest band in the world!)

forgiveness please
for living fantasies
slipping panties
below the knees
to taste and ease the tension
give me a pinch
i wake up
dreaming
drenched in sweat and screaming
her short skirt
tight white shirt
heavy breathing
finger tips
touch lips
slip below the hips
she grips the sheets
and grits her teeth
when she peeks
she squeaks and squeals
this is how it feels
it’s good, good, good
you know she would, could, should
fall in love with the kid
cause the pleasure he gives
is better and bigger than the best
and it get you burning calories
to make you thinner
a little touchy feely
burn a dutch and you’ll see
i’m an addict with a habit
and my habit is problematic michelle
with this spliff
that i lift
and inhale
it ain’t hard to tell
it’s problematic michelle